Thursday, July 24, 2014

Comic-Con Does Its Own Throwback Thursday With Goosebumps Movie Panel


Remember those classic Goosebumps books that would scare the hell out of us in the 90's? Well Sony is making a full length movie with Jack Black playing writer R.L. Stein. The film is about a boy who joins up with the girl next door and her uncle, Black, after the monsters from his books come alive and start wrecking havoc on the town.
(Yeah, this creepy fucker.)


Some pictures have already been released online and some very early cuts of the film were just shown at the Sony Comic Con Panel. A lot of popular monsters from the books will be returning for the film including the very popular ventriloquist dummy, Slappy, who appears to be the ring leader of the shenanigans. Overall vibe is that it will probably rated PG and geared more towards tweens and kids. The film is set to release August 7th, 2015 and you can check out the first look photos below.





(Dracula now has the power of Jedi Force choke now)



("Hey Girl, Hey.")

50 Shades of Grey Trailer Debuts, Kinky Shit Ensues



Break out those fuzzy handcuffs because the first trailer for 50 Shades of Grey has just come online! Based off the ridiculously popular book series that originated from a Twilight fanfiction, the film stars Dakota Johnson as graduate student Anastasia Steele who begins a complicated relationship with billionaire Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) who just happens to be into some pretty freaky shit. The film/romantic porno comes out on February 13th, 2015 and you can check out the trailer below.









Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Keira Knightley Attempts to Grow the Fuck Up in First 'Laggies' trailer


The first trailer for A24's Laggies has just released.

After pretty much just coasting through her entire 20's, Megan, Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean Series), faces the crisis of adulthood with no future career or motivation and a proposal from here high school boyfriend. Panicking, Megan lies that she is going on a retreat for a week, only to hideout with her new 16 year-old friend Annika, Chloe Grace Moretz (KICK-ASS), and her single dad, Sam Rockwell (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy).

Will Megan figure her future out and enter into adulthood or will she continue being an immature woman child (Please say yes!). Find out when the movie hits theaters October 24th. In the mean time check out the trailer below. Also check out a cat playing the keyboard  HERE!






(When someone asks me what I'm going to do with my life)



Monday, July 7, 2014

New Releases for the Month of July

JULY 2nd:

Tammy:  R
(Sooooo I'm guessing that's Tammy.)


After losing her job at a burger shop and finding out her husband is cheating on her, Tammy, Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids, The Heat) decides to hit the road with her profanity laced grandmother, Susan Sarandon, (Thelma & Louise). Of course hi jinks and plenty of vulgar jokes ensue. Written by McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone (The Air Marshal in Bridesmaids) and directed by Falcone, the film is sure to draw the same crowd as The Heat and Bridesmaids, but I'm not sure if it will generate the same amount of laughs.










Earth to Echo: PG

(Google maps has just gotten ridiculous)



When a group of young friends begin receiving bizarre messages, they investigate the source only to discover a small alien named Echo who is looking for a way home. Now they must go on an adventure to help Echo find his way home. Mixing equal parts E.T. and The Goonies, Earth to Echo looks to pay homage to (or copy) these classic movies the same way Super 8 did, except with the added element of handheld cameras. Check out the review available HERE.










Deliver Us From Evil: R

(Nope Nope Nope!)



A New York detective, Eric Bana (Star Trek, Munich) joins forces with an unorthodox priest after the disturbing crimes he has been investigating begin to point more and more to demonic possession. If you're looking for some quick scares this summer, then look no further. The film is directed by Scott Derrickson, the same guy behind Sinister and The Exorcism of Emily Rose so he's definitely got a nice resume with horror movies that will creep you out for the next few nights.









JULY 11th:

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: PG-13 (MANCHILD TOP PICK)


(Dawn of the Planet Going Ape Shit)

Now here's something that is definitely scary, pissed off crazed apes with machine guns! Taking place ten years after the virus from Rise of the Planet of the Apes wiped a large amount of the global population out, a group of survivors discover and immediately become at odds with a growing nation of genetically evolved apes in the ruins of San Francisco. Malcolm, Jason Clarke (The Great Gatsby, Zero Dark Thirty) tries to make peace with their leader Caesar, Andy Serkis, (Gollum in The Lord of the Rings Series) before Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight Rises, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) starts an all out war. This is definitely one of the top films for this month, great actors with bad ass apes, this will definitely be a thrilling movie. Though it might make you reconsider making faces at monkeys next time you are at the zoo.




Boyhood: R

("Hey title, whatcha thinking bout?")
One of the most interesting movies for this month is Boyhood. The official synopsis says it best.

"Filmed over 12 years with the same cast, Richard Linklater's BOYHOOD is a groundbreaking story of growing up as seen through the eyes of a child named Mason (a breakthrough performance by Ellar Coltrane), who literally grows up on screen before our eyes. Starring Ethan Hawke and Patricia Arquette as Mason's parents and newcomer Lorelei Linklater as his sister Samantha, BOYHOOD charts the rocky terrain of childhood like no other film has before. Snapshots of adolescence from road trips and family dinners to birthdays and graduations and all the moments in between become transcendent, set to a soundtrack spanning the years from Coldplay's Yellow to Arcade Fire's Deep Blue. BOYHOOD is both a nostalgic time capsule of the recent past and an ode to growing up and parenting."


The R rating is mainly for language and teen alcohol/drug use, but this is definitely an intriguing film for anyone looking for a little nostalgia/literally growing up with a kid or just watching Ethan Hawke's facial hair progress. This won't be as wide as a release as some of the other films on the list so check showtimes for what theaters are playing the film here.



JULY 18th:

Sex Tape: R

(Based on the true story of Snap Chat)



Nobody understands the cloud in this comedy featuring Cameron Diaz (There's Something About Mary) and Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) as a couple who decide to film themselves having sex to spice up their relationship, only to have the video uploaded to everybody that they know and also a few people they don't know. This probably won't be the riot that Neighbors was earlier this Summer, but it should still give out a few good chuckles with Diaz and Segel's on screen chemistry.










The Purge: Anarchy: R

(The Blood, White, and Blue)



The Purge: Step Up 2 the Streets should be the title for this film as 5 people meet up and try to stay alive during the annual Purge. For those who never saw the first film, The Purge is a once a year event that legalizes all crime for 12 hours during the night. (Something recent US. Soccer Fans could probably use right about now.) If you were a fan of the first film or of incredibly violent movies then this film is definitely for you.











JULY 25th:

Hercules: Not Yet Rated

("I am BROCULES!")




Bro out with Dwayne Johnson (Pain & Gain) in this action packed, but most likely meh adaptation of Hercules as he fights monsters, men, and the Gods. I'm a pretty big fan of The Rock, but this is going to be pretty much just an afternoon popcorn flick. So if you're wanting to kill some time or are really into Greek mythology movies then you might enjoy this.










Lucy: R

("Lucy in the sky with telepathy!")




Scarlett Johansson is about to kick all sorts of ass in this film about a woman who gets super human powers after gaining access to 100% of her brain power from a drug muling deal gone bad. The R rating is a little surprising, it's for strong violence, disturbing images, and some sexuality, but will definitely kick the fighting and action sequences up quite a few levels. So just be ready to see people get really fucked up.










Happy ChristmasR (Limited)

(You had us at Anna Kendrick)


And now for something less action packed and a little more indie. Happy Christmas is about irresponsible Jenny, Anna Kendrick, who moves in with her brother, his wife, and their 2 year old child in Chicago. But as Jenny gets more settled in, her immaturity begins to start problems for the whole household. Directer Joe Swanberg, who also plays Jenny's brother in the film, filmed this in the same style as he did with his last film, Drinking Buddies (Now on Netflix instant). Meaning that the story is outlined, but the actors improvised a large majority of their lines. It will have a slightly slower feel than most films, but if you like indie movies, then you should definitely be on the lookout for this in limited release theaters. The film is also available on iTunes now if you just want to chill out on the couch and rent and/or buy it.



Saturday, July 5, 2014

New Gone Girl Posters Feature Panties and Sharp Objects

Four new posters for David Fincher's (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Fight Club) new film, Gone Girl, have been released today. A new trailer will also premiere on Monday and will most likely also show up in the trailers for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes next weekend. The film is due out in theaters October 3rd.

The film is about a man, Ben Affleck who becomes the center of the media's attention in his wife's, Rosamund Pike, disappearance after he is listed as the prime suspect. It's based off the best selling novel of the same name by Gillian Flynn. Check out the first trailer that came out back in April.




You can see all four new posters below... You can also see bear wearing a hat if you squint your eyes and kind of tilt your head to the left.







Earth to Echo REVIEW:



Construction in a suburban neighborhood causes weird sounds and images to pop up on iPhones. Three boys investigate these images and discover that they are looking at a map that leads to the middle of the desert. They follow the map, only to discover Echo, an extraterrestrial robot who needs to phone home go home. This leads the boys on a very predictable adventure.


Earth to Echo was shot with shaky cam from the first person point of view as the boys filmed their adventure. The entire film was one big product placement for Apple Inc. so the boys had to show off their iPhones and Macbooks somehow (I was surprised to see that the control panel on Echo’s spaceship didn’t have an Apple logo on it).


It featured stolen narrative elements from E.T. and Super 8 with sound and visual effects reminiscent of the Transformers movies. If you’ve seen these, you don’t need to see Earth to Echo.

Even the movie posters are similar!


It's called Echo because it's an echo of a 1980s classic.

The young actors, although talented, lacked the on-screen ensemble chemistry seen in other adventurous flicks such as Goonies or Super 8. The dialogue was weak, the jokes were forced, and a lot of questions were left unanswered.


Major Disappointment
RATING: 2/5 Not worth a trip to the theatre. If you’ve never seen E.T. or Super 8 and you still really want to see Earth to Echo, wait until Redbox releases it.

Friday, July 4, 2014

The Disaster Artist on the Silver Screen

James Franco recently announced that his production company, Rabbit Bandini Productions, purchased the film rights to "The Disaster Artist,” a memoir about the making of the film, The Room (Wiseau, 2003).


If that sentence didn’t make any sense to you, let us clear a few things up. The Room is hands down the best worst movie ever made. It’s so bad, it’s good. It was written, produced, directed, and starred the disaster artist himself, Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau has been referred to as a “mysterious misfit” and is often compared to Ed Wood, director of infamous sci-fi flop Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959).


The Room is an incredible disasterpiece. Watch the trailer for “The Room” here. I challenge you to guess which actor is Tommy Wiseau. I’ll give you a hint: one of these things is not like the others...



The film’s supporting actor Greg Sestero and journalist Tom Bissel co-wrote a memoir about Sestero’s experiences on the set of The Room. The book is called “The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside the Room.” It was released last year from Simon & Schuster.

Greg "Oh, hai Mark" Sestero and Tommy Wiseau
playing catch just like they do in the movie
Visit the book’s website here :


Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg of This is the End (2013) have already signed on as co-producers for the adaptation. Last month, Rogan confirmed that Franco will star as Tommy Wiseau. This is pretty exciting, especially after seeing Franco’s scene-stealing performance as the arms dealer “Alien” in Spring Breakers (Korine, 2012). Try to imagine Franco’s interpretation of this:

The adaptation is still in the development phase, so a projected release date has not yet been announced. Until then, we recommend watching the original source of inspiration. The Room is available for rent on DVD from Netflix or you can check it out at one of the Rocky Horror-esque screenings: http://www.theroommovie.com/screeningspop.html I suggest watching it with a few of your closest friends, while under the influence of something. My recommendation is currently illegal in 48 states, so if you’re a law abiding citizen over the age of 21, vodka will work just fine.

If we still haven't convinced you, here are some more great one-liners from Tommy: