Hot Tub Time Machine 2: Review

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to achieve time travel? What kinds of amazing things you could do for world history? All the lives you could save? And have you then considered the implications of your actions, and shuddered at the possibility of doing something that seems right but may completely change the world you know and love for the worse? These are all important philosophical questions concerning time travel, and Hot Tub Time Machine 2 doesn't answer any of them.

Hot Tub 2 is a lighthearted romp through the future that I'm assuming has something to do with the first movie, although I wouldn't know and honestly don't care. It's pretty funny in its own right, and considering the convoluted way everything is handled in this movie I seriously doubt that seeing the first one is integral to understanding the second one. All the stuff you need to know is plainly presented: the hot tub is a time machine that runs on weird blue crystals, and Chevy Chase does... something. Everything else is pretty clear from there.

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As usual, negatives first. This movie is dumb. It's so goddamn dumb. It's got pop culture references in place of jokes (although not to the extent of a Wayans Bros movie), lots of gross out shit, and people just generally being assholes. If you see this shit with your kids or your stuck-up boyfriend/girlfriend then you're about as stupid as every single character in this movie. Which isn't good.

Is that really anything you didn't know, though? Did you see a commercial for this and think "oh, I love Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson because they are super serious actors and only do art films with integrity and artistic merit?" If you did, go give your boyfriend a ride on your waxed mustache you fucking hipster. This movie is obviously a "bad" movie. Of course it's going to have LCD jokes out the ass, tits for no reason, people getting their dicks shot off, men wearing skirts, and people doing too many drugs. Of course the plot will be as thin as prison-issue toilet paper and the guys will get girls wayyyy too hot for them at the end of the movie regardless of whether or not they deserve them. If this surprises you, I don't think I can help you.

                                                               Go back to Brooklyn, nobody wants you here.
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The good news is that this movie puts on no airs about what it is and that allows you to enjoy it guilt free. Some movies are anticipated to be great in one way or another, but Hot Tub 2 is not one of those movies. It knows it's stupid and it is. It's godawful stupid. While the movie is full of dumb jokes (which are not generally my thing), there are times where they reference their own stupidity that prove to be pretty damn funny. There's a running gag in the movie where the characters describe things as being "like X banged Y." Comparative humor is a big thing in Hot Tub 2. At one point they start up at it and one of them goes "no more of that, ok? We did it on the stairs, and at the mirror just a minute ago. Doing it three times would be tacky." Yes, yes it would. But making fun of it is just great. This is one thing that separates this movie from other recent comedies (such as 50 Shades of Grey): it embraces its own stupidity. While 50 Shades takes itself so seriously it thinks using the title in the movie is clever, Hot Tub 2 just its ridiculous nature to its advantage.

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Maybe I've said too much. I'm not trying to convince you that this movie is great, because it isn't. Movies that are stupid and ridiculous on purpose are usually trying to say something, or doing it in a way that just makes everything more funny. Hot Tub 2 is not doing any meta shit, it's just fucking dumb, and as a result it's pretty amusing. It's more like Jackass than it is South Park, so if you enjoy constant dick references, awesomely rendered drug trips, and paintings of men fucking tigers, this movie is right up your alley. If you want something with a bit of wit (like a Seth Rogen movie), you'll probably be disappointed. I give it 2.5/5 times I wanted Craig Robinson to stop fucking singing.

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Fifty Shades of Grey REVIEW

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 Ok, by now Fifty Shades of Grey isn't really news. The book has been out for a while, and the movie has been out long enough for everyone to complain about the moral situation of America/the death of film as an art form/how much they love seeing A cups on the silver screen. But here I am writing a review about it, because that's what I do.

So, the review. This will be short. Simply said, 50 Shades is just a bad movie. But you're not here for simple, are you? Here's my opinion: I was entertained, but not in the way I was supposed to be.

The first time Grey (not Channing Tatum) and Ana (Dakota Fanning or something like that) meet, it's full of "sexual tension." I put that in quotes because if I didn't know going into the movie that it'd be about weird tie-me-up sex, then the scene would have been totally devoid of tension. The way they talk to each other is so wooden and scripted it reminded me of a reality show. When Grey first says Ana's full name, which is Anastasia Steele, me and the other 3 lonely dumbasses in the theatre started cracking up. It's a porn star name through and through and it just sounds corny and stupid coming from Grey's mouth. The whole first half feels like a comedy, like a really high budget porno that still couldn't find actors worth a damn. It's packed with the kind of thinly-veiled innuendo that's the stuff of party jokes, phrases so lame and cheesy you could say them to your own mother and then have a hearty laugh about it. Did I mention that the acting is, uh... lackluster? Well, it is.

               Ana's behavior is so transparently suggestive it makes it seem like she's read the script. Not cool, dude.
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Enough bashing on the poor movie, though. Nobody thought it was going to be a "good" movie, so I'm really just preaching to the choir. I hope. The movie did have a couple of positives, though. The first item on this short list is the scenery and the feel of the movie. They did a great job of making everything very grey, and I counted at least 50 different shades used throughout the course of the film. Bravo, guys. The sets are always rainy and cloudy, which gives the film the right feel. Some of the scenes are also really cool to watch for this reason, such as a "business meeting" where Grey and Ana meet to discuss changes in Grey's proposed sex contract. It's all red and orange and set in a conference room with a glass table. It's sexy and tense and was pretty visually stimulating. No, not like that.

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The best part of 50 Shades is the humor, hands down. There are a couple of actually funny lines, and one scene where Ana is drunk in a bar that could have easily been out of a Judd Apatow movie. While I didn't like the way Ana's character would swing from being funny and witty to being shy and vulnerable, she was actually funny when she tried to be. Considering how... lame most of the movie was, the comic relief was much appreciated.

All in all, 50 Shades was not great. It wasn't even good. It had a couple of good moments and visually interesting scenes, but most of the movie is so dumb that it just feels like watching softcore porn the whole time. If it hadn't been for the corn dog bites I bought as a snack I might have even left halfway through to go do something else, like stare at the sun. The main problem is that this movie doesn't go far enough in any one direction be noteworthy. The sex scenes are graphic, sure, but the brother-sister rape scene in Game of Thrones makes 50 Shades seem like child's play. If you're looking for BDSM, the internet is full of porn, anyway. As a romance movie, it falls flat because the writing is horrible and the acting is even worse. Grey doesn't even hang dong in it. I give 50 Shades of Grey 3/10 Tumblr pages devoted to hating on it.

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REVIEW: American Sniper

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There have been a lot of post 9/11 war films to come out in the last decade that seem to all blend together. They are always vehicles for freedom, the military, and overall Americana.  Clint Eastwood's American Sniper is one of those films, but it slightly shifts this status quo to make a devastatingly human war film.

Chris Kyle (Bradley Cooper) is a United States Navy Seal, and he is infamous for being one of the most lethal snipers in American history.  The film is about his true story, on how he finds his way into the Navy and becomes one of the most legendary snipers ever.

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The first act is very clunky, it feels like Clint Eastwood is just check off life events right after another to quickly give back story. A scene with his father and him hunting, him as a cowboy, falling in love with his wife, watching the Twin Towers be attacked, joining the Navy, and entering the war. It moves at such a strange pace that it creates a disconnect, and that stabilization is key to getting Kyle's character down.

When the second act hits, Cooper and Eastwood have finally found their footing. This is where the movie really begins and the story telling becomes rich.  When Kyle is in the war on his first tour, he becomes legendary for sniping the most enemies.  There is a haunting scene with Kyle having to take out a mother and child because they have a grenade that they were going to use on a convoy. This is Kyle's first kill, and it takes his toll on him because he never imagined that a child would be his first in what will soon be a very long list of deaths.

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When he returns home from his first tour, his wife and their child miss him. He becomes vacant, but wants to be there with his family, but the war is still inside him.  His wife tries to connect with him asking him what happened over there and what he's feeling.  Kyle cannot make a connection with her anymore because he feels like he needs to protect her from the war, but she doesn't care. She just wants her husband back.

As the film progresses, Kyle becomes more acclimated to the war and less to his home life. During his tours he finds a nemesis who is also a sniper. Once this sniper is introduced in the film, Kyle gains more purpose and drive. Its not just he is in the war to eradicate an evil he believes is over there, now he has a main target. Someone who's killed his friends and is almost good as a sharpshooter as him.

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Eastwood has created a magnificent  war film that is pro-military, but anti-war. Kyle's fellow soldiers show their disdain for the war, but they are happy to fight for their country.  Kyle's character is extremely interesting because his humanity throughout the film slowly goes away to cope with the war. It creates a strange dichotomy with his fellow soldiers. The more the war gnaws at his friends, the more emotional they become. The war is bringing out their humanity. With Kyle, his humanity slowly seeps back inside him. He looks normal all the time, but inside he is not. His friends look like they are struggling, but inside they are acting as normal as they can be.  The war left when they got back home. The war never ended for Kyle. Its refreshing to see a war film that focuses on the people this war effects instead of the politics in which it involves. I give American Sniper 5 Hulked up versions of Bradley Cooper out of 5.

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The Interview REVIEW #2

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So there's this Seth Rogen James Franco comedy called The Interview that caused a ridiculous amount of hoopla last year. It all started when Sony Pictures was targeted in a hack that stole basically all of their information from confidential emails between executives, employee personal information, budgets of different films, silly cat photos, etc. This information began leaking onto the internet for weeks with no stop in sight... unless a certain film, which was suspected to be The Interview, was pulled from its Christmas release date. Things began to escalate when Sony employees were threatened by the hackers, only know as The GOP,  or Guardians of the Peace (Not the Republican GOP). Then it really started to get out of hand right before Christmas when a "9/11" style threat was put upon any theater showing the film. Major theater chains like Regal and AMC backed out of showing the film and ultimately Sony announced that it was scrapping the release. A huge outcry from Hollywood and people alike thought this was a terrible idea to back down from the hacking threat so then Sony was like "JK LOL" and announced that it would release the film onto Video on Demand and into small independent theaters all across the country. Which now leads to the big question. With all this pandemonium surrounding the comedy, is it actually any good?

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For anyone who has been Tom Hanks Castawaying on a deserted island or been using a shitty internet provider like comcast for the past few months, The Interview is about a big time talk show host (Franco) and his executive producer/best friend (Rogen) being asked by the CIA to assassinate the president of North Korea, Kim Jong-un under the guise of an exclusive interview. So yeah you can see why that might cause some controversy.

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I came into this movie expecting it to be a comedic misfire of overplayed jokes and maybe having handful of funny parts tops. Something that wasn't special and just meh. Almost like with what happened earlier this year with the big disappointment in A Million Ways to Die in the West. Mainly because quite a few of the early press reviews were pointing in that direction.

 I was wrong. I found it to be hysterical!

"Been spending most our lives living in a dictators paradise!"
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The film is absurdly funny and crass! There's ridiculous death scenes, a large amount of Lord of the Rings references between Franco and Rogen, and there's a lot of honey dicking #FakeBromancing. Plus seeing those two try to be master spies is exactly how you would imagine. What also made it great was the portrayal of the North Korean dictator. In it, Kim Jong-Un (Randall Park) isn't just some bad guy who we can't wait for to die. He's actually just a dude who's got some really messed up daddy issues... and also happens to be a dictator of an infamous rouge country. The Jong-Un/Franco bro down chemistry was great and gave the movie the perfect conflict of Franco having second thoughts about killing his new friend after a fun filled afternoon of tank joy riding, tequila, and Katy Perry. Overall if you are a fan of some of Rogen and Franco's comedies, especially This is the End, then you will definitely enjoy this film. I give it 4 tigers with night vision goggles out of 5.

Into the Woods Review

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Into the Woods is about several different fairy tale characters, Cinderella (Anna Kendrick), Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, Rapunzel, all crossing paths in the mysterious woods due to a baker (James Corden) and his wife (Emily Blunt) trying to lift a curse brought on them by a witch (Meryl Streep).

Cinderella's shade throwing game is on point!
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This isn't exactly the PG musical with classic fairy tales you would expect. There are actually several different darker tones going on. The main being "Be Careful what you wish for?" A majority of the characters get their happy ending half way through the movie and then realize that that's not what they wanted at all. Then there's some adultery, blinding, a giant who comes down from the sky going ape shit on the Kingdom, and people dying.

Boss Ass Witch!
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A large highlight of the film was the fantastic casting. Meryl Streep is outstanding as the witch. She's creepy, eccentric, an over protective mother, and holy fuck does she have an amazing voice! She will more than likely get an Oscar nomination for this. Anna Kendrick was awesome as always. Johnny Depp as the somewhat pedophile wolf was oddly uncanny. Newcomer James Corden was great as the central character, the Baker, and I look forward to him taking over the Late Late Show. And who knew that both Chris Pine and Emily Blunt could actually sing very well as the over acting Prince and Baker's wife respectively.

The Brothers Grimm, however, were not in the musical.

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Overall I really enjoyed this film. Though it felt like it was starting to drag on for a little (2 hour 5 min length) and slightly kidish at times, it is a family film after all, the amazing cast, adult themes, and enjoyable songs (ManChild is surprisingly a sucker for musicals) were more than enough to keep me interested and excited throughout the entire film. I give it 4 Princes tearing off their shirts mid-song out of 5.

The Interview Review

The Interview Review
By Erik Luchsinger

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By now everyone is familiar with the cyberterror fiasco/brilliant marketing scheme surrounding the latest James Franco and Seth Rogen buddy comedy, The Interview. Whether or not it was actually the North Koreans who hacked Sony, it was dubious if the movie would come out. Despite the sheer number of testicle-less movie studios and theatre companies, The Interview still came out on Youtube on Christmas day, and you better bet that we here at the ManChild Movie Blog jumped on the opportunity to see it.

As I ponied up the $5.99 to rent the movie on Youtube for the day I was about 70% sure I was wasting my money on another expendable buddy comedy. I really do like Rogen and Franco, with Pineapple Express and Superbad (fuck you it still counts) near the top of my list of favorite comedy movies. I was fearful of spending 2 hours watching them phone in a terrible movie.

Luckily, that was hardly the case. The Interview had some legitimately funny jokes, as well as the kind of ridiculous situations you would expect from a Rogen and Franco movie. The scenes where Dave Skylark (Franco) is hanging out with Kim (Randall Park) are the very hallmark of Franco's brand of humor. There's tanks, basketball, hot asian ladies with big ol' titties, copious drugs, and serious talk about approval by peers and parents. This is all set to everyone's favorite Katy Perry songs, just to top it all off. Not only is the whole sequence pretty funny, but it really gives the relationships between Skylark and Kim Jong Un quite a bit of depth. Considering how important that is to the story, I'm really glad that they decided to spend some time on it.

                                                          Baby, you're a firework. Or whatever.
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The time invested in their relationship pays off too, and not just in laughs. The actual interview scene is pretty tense in addition to being sprinkled with funnies. There is a betrayal between Kim and Skylark once Skylark finally gets that Kim has been hiding all of the bad things going on in North Korea from him. If they hadn't spent so long broing out over Katy Perry and margaritas together it would have felt totally phony, but instead you kind of feel for Skylark despite all of his arrogant stupidity. It also makes Kim more thoroughly hate-able, as he almost seems human while chilling with Skylark.

There is no lack of sex and genital gags in The Interview, ranging from the "hide it in your butt" joke from the trailer to Skylark yelling loudly about his "stink dick" with the CIA at the door. My favorite of them was during a prep scene, where Rapoport (Rogen) and Sook (Diana Bang) are arming themselves for action. They reveal some large machine guns, grenades, etc. then, in the same way, Sook takes off her shirt and Rapoport pops his dick out, and then they're fucking. While it's just a sex joke (literally, Sook and Rapoport have sex), it's revealed in such a way that I thought it was really funny.

                                                           Fun fact: Kim loves Interracial flicks
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While the plot is predictable in a lot of ways, it's not the kind of schlock that an equivalent movie by Adam Sandler would be. Instead of just flying off to North Korea, Rapoport has to go meet Kim's ambassadors in China first, which proves to be a complete waste of time for him. In Korea, our protagonists constantly lose their poison strips and lose sight of the goal, with Skylark decided to abandon it entirely at one point. When they do decide to go through with the plan they have to do things differently, which results in an intelligently crafted plan to discredit Kim on national television instead of just killing him, thus empowering the Korean people to revolt. Honestly, I was expecting the Sandler approach to the whole thing: some lowbrow asian penis jokes, Rob Schneider telling Skylark that "he can do it, kill Kim Jong Un!" and then Kim dying due to pooping his pants. Instead there is a plot that moves with jokes. Almost like a real movie, but a comedic one!

                                               What, poop isn't funny anymore? POOP ROCKS!!1!1
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The Interview was not the best Franco/Rogen movie ever, nor the best buddy comedy. It was good but not great. The reason I spent most of this review discussing the good points is because I was quite surprised that it didn't totally suck ass. I was worried my favorite stoner duo had lost their touch entirely. That is not the case, as The Interview is quite watchable, even if it's not quite worthy of all the hoopla surrounding it. I kinda feel like North Korea should have been OK with it, as it humanizes Kim in a way that's basically impossible to do in real life. It'll make you laugh, it might make you cry (if you break your leg somehow while watching it), but it's not an Oscar-worthy masterpiece by any means. I give it 3/5.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies REVIEW

The 6th and final film of the Middle Earth saga and the finale of The Hobbit series is finally here and holy shit is it action packed! The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies or TBotFA starts immediately where Desolation of Smaug left off. A really pissed off and undiagnosed mentally ill dragon heads towards Lake Town to do one thing and one thing only. FUCK. SHIT. UP. But a giant fire breathing dragon isn't the only thing that the thirteen dwarves, Gandalf, and Bilbo Baggins have to deal with. Five armies consisting of Dwarves, Elves, Men, Orks, and a special mystery guest group are about to descend upon the Lonely Mountain to take it's vast amounts of treasure and secure its strategic position within Middle Earth.






TBotFA had a lot of hype going into the theaters, and it lived up to quite a bit of it. Smaug silently stalking Lake Town before setting it ablaze was absolutely bone chilling, intense, and probably one of my favorite scenes. The different armies showing up all at once at the base of the mountain and clashing together throughout the film was epic! From the Orks taking first place on making an entrance, to endless amounts of battle trolls, to Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly doing crazy elfish fight scenes, the battle really was one of the best from the entire series.

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That being said, the final Hobbit isn't without some fault. One being that Bilbo is kind of sidelined for parts of the movie. A character as greatly portrayed by Martin Freeman could have used a little more screen time.

Another fault was the consequences of expanding one book into three different films finally catching up with us. In the book, Smaug going ape shit and the entire battle is probably the last quarter of the story, so there wasn't much to really stretch out into an epic large film. It's 2 hours and 20 minutes long so I didn't feel like the movie flew by too fast, but the ending felt a little sudden to me. Seeing as it was the last film in the entire saga (For now) I was expecting an emotional gut punch that we had experienced with Return of the King, Instead the battle ended, goodbyes were had and a quick journey back to the Shire occurred, all in the span of a little over 10 minutes. Though I will say the ending song did help with the closure.

Overall The finale to The Hobbit delivered exactly what it was titled. Five armies epically duking it out for the fate of Middle Earth and in the middle of it all, one small brave hobbit. It might not have been my favorite film in the series that I really love, but it was exceptionally great experience. To quote my Dad after the movie ended "That was fucking awesome!" I give it 4 orks getting beheaded at once out of 5.

The Imitation Game: REVIEW

It's Oscar season and that means the Oscar bait is out. World War 2 films are always Oscar bait and so are films with a gay character who needs to keep it a secret. The Imitation Game is both of those crashing together to create a marvelous film.


Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch) is the man that broke the Nazi code during the Second World War.  Because of him, the war was shorten by at least two years, and the machine he made to break that code is basically the first computer.  What he created during the war is still relevant to today, but he was not honored in any way, sharp, or form for everything that he did.


The Imitation Game has a very fractured story line. Shifting between near the end of his life with an investigation that made the discovery that he is a homosexual, which lead to his suicide due to homosexuality being a crime at the time and his forced chemical castration; to his childhood that becomes a heartbreaking tale about him discovering cryptography and his first love; to his time during the war, breaking the Enigma machine the Nazis used to share encrypted messages to each other.


The main chunk of this film is during the war, and it feels like "Revenge of the Nerds" meets "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy", and that is a very good thing. Everyday that they do not solve the code, more people die at the hands of the Nazis.  Cumberbatch plays Alan as a very toned down version of his Sherlock character.  Both are intellectual assholes, but this version is much more vulnerable. Its the main reason why Joan Clark (Keira Knightly) is a perfect foil to him. Both are as smart as each other, but no one likes Alan and everyone likes Joan. Together they help Alan achieve his greatness and break the code, and people's hearts. This film is dreadfully sad in the best way. There is a reason why these two actors are getting much Oscar Buzz. I give The Imitation Game 4 dead Nazis out of 5.

The Babadook: REVIEW

 
2014 has been a pretty weak year for horror films. Mainly, there have been a lot of sequels, a crapton of found footage films trying to revamp the genre, and some miscellaneous gems that really haven't shined bright enough to really be noticeable. The year is almost over, but the wait has been worth it with The Babadook.


The Babadook is about Amelia, a single mother, taking care of her only child Samuel. Samuel's father died in a car accident on the way to the hospital when Sam was born. Its almost seven years later and Amelia still has not moved on. She has the basement locked with her husband's things and has removed all traces of him from the house.


She is also not getting any sleep with her son who acts out in strange ways. He creates weapons, because he says there is a monster in the house and he has to make them so they don't die. In school, he brings those weapons and acts out. He is becoming an extremely unruly child, and Amelia can barely stand him. When at a birthday party, he pushes his cousin out of a treehouse and gives her a bloody nose, Amelia keeps him home for two weeks.


During that time that is when things start to unravel.  Sam finds a children's pop-up book called The Babadook. Inside its depicts a creepy figure stalking a child that looks similar to Samuel. Amelia takes the book away and soon the book appears again. She rips it up and throws it in the trash. The book appears on her doorstep tape back together. This time there are more pages inside, showing Amelia, killing her dog, son, and then finally herself. She then burns the book. After the book is burned that is when stuff starts to happen. The Babadook appears to her and possesses her. Her son becomes the protagonist and tries to save himself from his mother and help her break free.


A lot of horror films either try to push the envelope or revamp a certain sub-genre, but what makes The Babadook different is that is doesn't try to do either of those things. It is just a damn good horror movie. The revealing of The Babadook is done is a perfect way. Its is rarely seen, but when it is, its movements are spectacularly creepy. The Babadook does what horror movies recently have forgotten to do which is have a character deal with a psychological problem. Horror is not made to just have hollow scares, horror should deal with mental anguish that can be tragically portrayed on screen. The Babadook has a rich female character and one of the best child actors that I have seen in awhile. See The Babadook, but you might only want to see it once. I give The Babadook 5 child-made weapons out of 5.