New Dumb and Dumber To Poster

A new poster for Dumb and Dumber To has just come online and the first trailer for the film will debut later today on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

The sequel follows Harry, Jeff Daniels, (The Newsroom, Looper) and Lloyd, Jim Carrey (How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective) as they head in search for one of their long lost children to hopefully gain a new kidney (Sounds like me in 15 years). The film is due out on November 14th.

Check out the trailer for the first movie HERE.

A Million Ways To Die In The West REVIEW:

In  A Million Ways to Die in the West. Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane) is a cowardly sheep farmer who's girlfriend (Amanda Seyfried) leaves him for a more capable and mustached man (Neil Patrick Harris). To help him win her back the new mysterious women in town (Charlize Theron) agrees to help him learn how to shoot. But little does Albert know that her husband, a notorious outlaw played by Liam Neeson, is about to head into town.

First off, this comedy/satire western is definitely geared toward Seth MacFarlane's audience that have enjoyed Family Guy, American Dad, and Ted. So if you are not up for offensive jokes about Indians, or quite a bit of people dying in absurd ways, or someone taking a shit into a hat (Yes, that does happen in the film) , then this is probably not the movie for you. Unfortunately, the film falls short of being any where close as good as his previous work. Though it is crass and funny at times, for every hysterical joke there is, there are quite a few that, much like Albert, really miss the mark. Which is a shame because both Theron and Seyfried turn out great funny performances, but they're just not enough to save the film from mediocre comedy that it unfortunately is.

(Hercules is not happy about the film)

In short, if you have already seen everything that has come out this summer and need to kill some time at the theater then go ahead and see it, but don't keep your expectations high. Otherwise, just wait it out for a Netflix rental if you're still curious to see it.

RATING: A Very Generous 3/5.

Jurassic World Plot Details Confirmed

Recently the director for the upcoming Jurassic World, Colin Trevorrow, addressed some rumored plot detail rumors and even confirmed a few. Here's what we know:

1. The film takes place 22 years after the first Jurassic Park.
2. The park is now a full functioning successful luxury theme park with hotels, shopping, and of course big ass dinosaurs.
3. Visitors at the park are already getting bored with the dinosaurs. They're starting to become a been there, done that type of things. Trevorrow described it as "We imagined a teenager texting his girlfriend with his back to a T-Rex behind protective glass. For us, that image captured the way much of the audience feels about the movies themselves. 'We've seen CG dinosaurs. What else you got?'"
4. The answer to the visitor boredom is a new never before seen genetically engineered dinosaur, but it's not going to be some shitty Sci/Fy made for TV-movie monster like Sharktopus. "It's a dinosaur, created in the same way the others were, but now the genetics have gone to the next level, For me, it's a natural evolution of the technology introduced in the first film." Basically they will be gene splicing dino dna to create something new and extraordinary that's "bigger, louder, with more teeth," Now  I'm no paleontologist, but I have seen the other Jurassic Park films several times and I can already tell you that this dinosaur is going to just wreck shit up. 
5. Chris Pratt ( Star-Lord in the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy) plays a scientist conducting behavioral research on raptors. Here's hoping it's just Pratt goofing around the entire time and photo shopping the raptors.

   

   (The Philosoraptor in its natural habitat)

A few of these I already reported on a month back when the first photos were released. Still unconfirmed though is a rumor that there is going to be a giant lagoon exhibit with water dinos just hanging out and possibly eating people. And also if any of the original cast will be back. Most reports and actors say no, but I can seem them having at least a cameo in the film. If anything else, then just to hear Jeff Goldblum's laugh. More news probably won't be heard about the film until probably San Diego Comic Con in July which would be a prime time to show some of the first footage of the film. There might also be a chance of a short teaser trailer releasing at some point this summer.

Jurassic World stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jake Johnson, and Judy Greer and will open in theaters June 12th, 2015.

X-Men: Days of Future Past End Credits Scene

("So I put my hands up, they're playin my song, the butterflies fly away!")

For anyone who stayed after the credits for X-Men: Days of Future Past, you're probably wondering:
"Who is this guy playing Lincoln Logs with the ancient pyramids?"

That would be Apocalypse. He's one of the first mutants ever and was treated like a God by ancient civilizations. His powers include molecular self manipulation, immortality, energy manipulation, teleportation, and a lot of other crazy shit. He's pretty much one of those bad guys you would never want to fuck with. Oh, and he also has some henchmen called The Four Horsemen. These are mutants that he takes control of and makes them do his bidding of world domination.

He'll be the bad guy for the next movie X-MEN: Apocalypse which is due out on May 27th,  2016. The film will be set in the 1980's and is going to mainly feature the younger X-MEN: First Class cast... though some of the old cast will be returning as well along with some new characters (COUGH Channing Tatum as Gambit COUGH) .

X-MEN: Days of Future Past is currently playing in theaters and is definitely a must see film of the summer. You can locate your next showtime at your closest movie theater to see the film HERE. You can also see a totally unrelated gif of a dog searching the internet HERE.

New Interstellar Poster, Trailer Coming Soon

A new poster for Christopher Nolan's (The Dark Knight, INCEPTION) next film, Interstellar, has just been released and a new trailer will be released within 24 hours.

Interstellar is officially about the adventures of a group of explorers who make use of a newly discovered wormhole to surpass the limitations on human space travel and conquer the vast distances involved in an interstellar voyage. Basically expect Inception kind of crazy shit with space and time travel added in.

The film stars Matthew McConaughey (Alright Alright Alright), Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine, and many other Nolan film alumni. It releases November 7th, 2014. You can check out the teaser trailer, released back in December, HERE.

Jurassic World Offers its First Look

The first photos from the set of Jurassic World have come online via Entertainment Weekly. The film takes place 22 years after the events of the Jurassic Park and is rumored to be about the park finally being a successful and widely visited tourist attraction... Before, you know, all hell breaks loose. It stars Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jake Johnson, and Judy Greer. Jurassic World is do out in theaters next summer on June 12th.

(Bryce Dallas Howard in our first look at Jurassic World. Image via Entertainment Weekly)

(Image via Entertainment Weekly)

(Image via Entertainment Weekly)

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is Coming to Hollywood

April 8th, 2014-
Universal Studios Hollywood has officially announced it will open it's own Wizarding World of Harry Potter in 2016. This comes a few months after the announcement that the Orlando Park will expand it's current Harry Potter world with a replica Diagon Alley that is set to open this summer. The California Harry Potter World will be very similar to the Orlando park attraction and will include such attractions like Hogwarts Castle, Hogsmeade, and several rides.